Jan 25, 2017
What did I get myself into? One Facebook trailer and I went out
and bought a movie comparable to an Asylum film.
A remake sequel of a cult classic minus all the subtext and subtlety.
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Jan 18, 2017
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Legend of Ever is the 4 in the
Equestria girl off shoot of the popular Hasbro reboot of My Little
Pony in case you were wondering why the title was so very long.
It's surprisingly good but not the best of the movies either.
In fact it's probably the worst. But it's still good.
Jan 11, 2017
This movie has the balls to claim "The film Ed Wood wished he
had made!". Except Ed Wood's films were attempts at being inventive
and interesting even if they were garbage. This version of Plan 9
is an unoriginal, even by remake standards, generic piece of
It's so forgettable I actively remember...
Jan 4, 2017
Just when you thought the water wasn't just the worst death trap
full of Lovecraftian horrors, you are wrong the ocean is terrible
and we should se it on fire! Even close to the shore in the
shallows it's just a horrible place.
The Shallows is your average shark movie, but it is actually a lot of fun. Simple minded...